That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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