I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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