This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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