I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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