Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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