I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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