since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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