yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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