Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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