I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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