come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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