I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
