Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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