He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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