well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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