Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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