ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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