Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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