Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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