In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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