I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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