Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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