I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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