Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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