I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
It all started with a game of naked twister.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
