Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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