super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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