Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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