Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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