The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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