Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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