You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I skipped work to stalk him.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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