Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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