I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
only you would photoshop your dick
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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