So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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