I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
