I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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