it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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