I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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