Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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