Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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