even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
My ATM looks so different sober.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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