was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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