i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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