Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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