It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
and you fell through a lawn chair
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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