We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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