I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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