Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
he shaved USA in his pubs
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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