We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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