I'm jealous of your bromance
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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