Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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