Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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